April 2011
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November 2009
2 posts
a poem i wrote! hope y'all enjoy
Shades of G(r)ayBy Jeff (R.) Schwartz G(r)ay Mo(u)rning without youI climb the lighthouse In my dreams GrayYour old sweater Wrap it around my hea(r)tYou never took it off I never got (it) offOf You GayMy (smiling) mouth around you I can’t help but laugh In LoveHush Meet me at the lighthouse Together we climbTo the g(r)ay sky Hush
by me, jeffrey r schwartz
BRACE YO'SELF FOR ONE—POSSIBLY TWO, BUT HOPEFULLY...
October 2009
8 posts
A Lingua Pranka
A great number of civilians have expressed concern and interest regarding the particularities of the already estimable and very famous war, Jeff vs. Juli. Herewith, “Jeff vs. Juli: A Warblog.”
The Tumblr Conventions
This is a non-partisan Warblog that will chronicle each battle and attempt to contextualize the War.
All pranks, incendiary and retaliatory, will be noted
The...